Unhappy Birthday

Cause you're evil

And you lie

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

But I won't cry

Loved and lost

And some may say

When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy

It should be this way ?

I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"

Cause you're evil

And you lie

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

But I won't cry

Loved and lost

And some may say

When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy

It should be this way ?

I said "No"

And then I shot myself